Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will but she can.


Dorothy Parker in Her Own Words (2004 edition), Taylor Trade Publishing

Dorothy Parker Quotes

Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will but she can.

Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will but she can.

Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will but she can.

Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will but she can.