The first indication of menopause is a broken thermostat. It's either that or your weight. In any case, if you don't do something, you could be dead by August. God, middle age is an unending insult.


Sullivan's Island (ed. Penguin, 2004) - ISBN: 9781101220696

Dorothea Benton Frank Quotes

The first indication of menopause is a broken thermostat. It's either that or your weight. In any case, if you don't do something, you could be dead...

The first indication of menopause is a broken thermostat. It's either that or your weight. In any case, if you don't do something, you could be dead...

The first indication of menopause is a broken thermostat. It's either that or your weight. In any case, if you don't do something, you could be dead...

The first indication of menopause is a broken thermostat. It's either that or your weight. In any case, if you don't do something, you could be dead...