Donald Barthelme Short Quotes

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Doubt is a necessary precondition to meaningful action.

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How can he be killed most easily? With the fewest stains?

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How can you be alienated without first having been connected?

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Best not to anticipate too much... it jiggles the possibilities.

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There was no particular point at which I stopped being promising.

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ANATHEMATIZATION OF THE WORLD IS NOT AN ADEQUATE RESPONSE TO THE WORLD.

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No man's plenum, Mr. Quistgaard, is impervious to the awl of God's will.

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I am never needlessly obscure—I am needfully obscure, when I am obscure.

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And I sat there getting drunker and drunker and more in love and more in love.

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The important thing is the educational experience itself — how to survive it.

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[picket sign] COGITO ERGO NOTHING!....[casual passerby:] "Cogito ergo your ass"....

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Let me point out, if it has escaped your notice, that what an artist does, is fail.

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Succeed! It has been done, and with a stupidity that can astound the most experienced.

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The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...

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Art is not difficult because it wishes to be difficult, but because it wishes to be art.

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Is death that which gives meaning to life? And I said, no, life is that which gives meaning to life.

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—Is it permitted to differ with Kierkegaard?
—Not only permitted but necessary. If you love him.

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Endings are elusive, middles are nowhere to be found, but worst of all is to begin, to begin, to begin.

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Who among us is not thinking about divorce, except for a few tiny-minded stick-in-the-muds who don't count?

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Instant gratification is not as good as that gratification which comes dripping slow, over the sere seasons.

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Can the life of the time be caught in an advertisement? Is that how it is, really, in the meadows of the world?

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Self-criticism sessions were held, but these produced more criticism than could usefully be absorbed or accomodated.

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"Take me home," Snow White said. "Take me home instantly. If there is anything worse than being home, it is being out."

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The present goal of the individual in group enterprises is to avoid dominance; leadership is felt to be a character disorder.

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Oh, there is nothing better than intelligent conversation except thrashing about in bed with a naked girl and Egmont Light Italic.

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