Last time I was down South, I walked into this restaurant. This White waitress came up to me and said, "We don't serve colored people here." I said, "That's all right, I don't eat colored people, no way! Bring me a whole fried chicken."


Comedy routine (1961), quoted in Callus on My Soul: A Memoir [2000, with Sheila P. Moses]

Dick Gregory Quotes

Last time I was down South, I walked into this restaurant. This White waitress came up to me and said, We don't serve colored people here. I said,...

Last time I was down South, I walked into this restaurant. This White waitress came up to me and said, We don't serve colored people here. I said,...

Last time I was down South, I walked into this restaurant. This White waitress came up to me and said, We don't serve colored people here. I said,...

Last time I was down South, I walked into this restaurant. This White waitress came up to me and said, We don't serve colored people here. I said,...