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Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
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At one time, Washington actually meant something. But now, it's about as relevant as Bob Dylan's tuning fork.
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And finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the left can seize upon and later flog us with it ad nauseam, just do it. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.
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The next time you get the urge to shut somebody up because they don't see the world exactly the same way you do, take a deep breath, get out your Bill of Rights, and count to the ten amendments.
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Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work—that goes on, it adds up.
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November 3, 1953
(age 71)
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