David Sedaris Quote

She said, I'm going to have you fired. I had two people say that to me today, I'm going to have you fired. Go ahead, be my guest. I'm wearing a green velvet costume; it doesn't get any worse than this. Who do these people think they are? I'm going to have you fired! and I wanted to lean over and say, I'm going to have you killed.

Holidays on Ice (ed. Little, Brown, 2009) - ISBN: 9780316073639