David Sedaris Quote

My sister's the type who religiously watches the fear segments of her local Eyewitness News broadcasts, retaining nothing but the headline...Everything is dangerous all of the time, and if it's not yet been pulled off the shelves, then it's certainly under investigation — so there.

Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim (ed. Hachette UK, 2010) - ISBN: 9780748125944