I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.


Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (ed. Little, Brown, 2004) - ISBN: 9780759511217

David Sedaris Quotes

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling...

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling...

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling...

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling...