David Mitchell Quotes

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Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman. Every time I've stepped through its wide-open doorway, I find myself stepping out on the street again.

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Only professional diplomats, inveterate idiots and women view diplomacy as a long-term substitute for war.

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Why ask a question whose answer would demand ten more questions?

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"Try this for deviancy: fabricants are mirrors held up to purebloods' consciences; what purebloods see reflected there sickens them. So they blame you for holding up the mirror."
I hid my shock by asking when purebloods might blame themselves.
Mephi replied, "History suggests, not until they are made to."

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Books don't offer real escape but they can stop a mind scratching itself raw.

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An idler and a sluggard are as different as a gourmand and a glutton.

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Little girls are like old cats. If they don't like you nothing on Earth will make them pretend to.

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We—by whom I mean anyone over sixty—commit two offenses just bu existing. One is Lack of Velocity. We drive too slowly, walk to slowly, talk too slowly. The world will do business with dictators, perverts, and drugs barons of all stripes, but being slowed down it cannot abide. Our second offence is being Everyman's memento mori. The world can only get comfy in shiny-eyed denial if we are out of sight.

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Human hunger birthed the Civ'lize, but human hunger killed it too.

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The most malicious god is the god of the counted chicken.

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Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.

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Perpetual encagement endows any mirage of salvation with credibility.

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She has to lose her pre-Copernican view of a universe revolving around herself.

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Science devises ever bloodier means of war until humanity's powers of destruction overcome our powers of creation and our civilisation drives itself to extinction.

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Don't bemoan your misspent life quite yet. Forgive me for flaunting my experience, but you have no conception of what a misspent life constitutes.

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The mind has a mind of its own. It shows us pictures. Pictures of the past and the might-one-day-be. This mind's mind exerts its own will, too, and has its own voice.

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If losers can xploit [sic] what their adversaries teach them, yes, losers can become winners in the long time.

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The better organized the state, the duller its humanity.

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Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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One cannot pass by without thinking of the density of men in the ground.

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Right, my phone. When these things first appeared, they were so cool. Only when it was too late did people realize they are as cool as electronic tags on remand prisoners.

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Love's pure free joy when it works, but when it goes bad you pay for the good hours at loan-shark prices.

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Beyond the Indian hamlet, upon a forlorn strand, I happened on a trail of recent footprints.

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Words are what you fight with but what you fight about is whether or not you're afraid of them.

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But it is attitude, not years, that condemns one to the ranks of the Undead, or else proffers salvation. In the domain of the young there dwells many an Undead soul. They rush about so, their inner putrefaction is concealed for a few decades, that is all.

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Wars do not combust without warning. They begin as little fires over the horizon. Wars approach. A wise man watches for the smoke, and prepares to vacate the neighborhood, just like Ayrs and Jocasta. My worry is that the next war will be so big, nowhere with a decent restaurant will be left untouched.

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I am, emphatically. Mental illness triggered by xperimental error.

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Me, I want to bloody kick this moronic bloody world in the bloody teeth over and over till it bloody understands that not hurting people is ten bloody thousand times more bloody important than being right.

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Faith shall save your Soul from Death. Without Faith, Death is a drowning, the end of ends, and what sane man wouldn't fear that? But with Faith, Death is nothing worse than the end of the voyage we call life, and the beginning of an eternal voyage in a company of our Loved Ones, with griefs and woes smoothed out, and under the capacity of our Creator...

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Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible.

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