David Levithan - Will Grayson, Will Grayson (2010)

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Everyone in our school has afterschool activities. mine is going home.

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It's like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait...

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Tiny: did someone die? me: yeah, i did. he smiles again at that. tiny: well, then... welcome to the afterlife.

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Then I go in the den and turn on Law & Order, since the only thing i can really count on in life is that whenever I turn on the TV, there will be a Law & Order episode.

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Luckily, tiny texts me every five minutes or so. i don't know how he does it without getting caught in class. maybe he hides the phone in the folds of his stomach or something.

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I wish i were someone else, even though i know i'll never, ever be able to get away from what i've done and what's been done to me.

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Next to it was a dvd called 'as i get laid dying,' which had a hospital scene on the front. it was like grey's anatomy, only with less grey and more anatomy.

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Underneath all that denial, you're someone who's deeply, deeply nice.

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It is so unfair that he lives in ohio, because that should be close enough, but since neither of us drives and neither of us would ever in a million years say, 'hey, mom, do you want to drive me across indiana to see a boy?,' we're kind of stuck.

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Maybe tonight you're scared of falling, and maybe there's somebody here or somewhere else you're thinking about, worrying over, fretting over, trying to figure out if you want to fall, or how and when you're gonna land, and i gotta tell you, friends, to stop thinking about the landing, because it's all about falling.

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I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.

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I don't want to fall. All I want to do is stand on solid ground.

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I text tiny a minute later. MADE NEW GAY FRIEND. And he texts back PROGRESS!!!

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Me: you know what sucks about love? o.w.g.: what? me: that it's so tied to the truth.

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I close my eyes. And i scream. If my whole world is crashing down around me, then I am going to make the sound of the crashing. I want to scream until all my bones break.

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Me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly.

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My face seems too square and my eyes too big, like I'm perpetually surprised, but there's nothing wrong with me that I can fix.

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I have to cross the river of extreme awkwardness in order to get to the paradise on the other side.

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I get it. The things you hope for the most are the things that destroy you in the end.

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Love is tied to truth. I think of them as unhappily conjoined twins.

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Me: why is it upset? shouldn't it be downset? gideon: i will file a lawsuit against the dictionaries first thing tomorrow morning. we're going to tear merriam a new asshole and throw webster inside of it.

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When things break, it's not the actual breaking that prevents them from getting back together again. it's because a little piece gets lost — the two remaining ends couldn't fit together even if they wanted to. the whole shape has changed.

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He is both the source of my happiness and the one i want to share it with.

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I can take everything on her face at face value, and that's valuable in a friend.

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Need is never a good basis for any relationship. it has to be much more than that.

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You'd think that silence would be peaceful. but really, it's painful.

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For the first time in my life i realize why hangers are called hangers, because after fifteen minutes of trying things on and throwing them aside, all i want to do is hook one to the top of my closet door, lean my neck into the loop, and let my weight fall.

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That's it - hundreds of texts and conversations, thousands upon thousands of words spoken and sent, all boiled down into a single line. is that what relationships become?

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That's what the voices in your head are for, to get you through the silent parts.

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This blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off.

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