What's the big deal with France? How come everyone wants to go there? Let me tell you about France. Their music sucks. Their movies suck. Their berets suck. Their croissants are pretty good, but the place overall still sucks.My family went there once on the way to visit Dad's homeland family. EuroDisney. Need I say more?

Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List (ed. Knopf Books for Young Readers, 2007) - ISBN: 9780375890727