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I'll Mature When I'm Dead (2010)
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I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, including routine physicals.
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I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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