Dave Barry Quote

In sports, the U.S. Open is not actually held because it's more efficient just to mail the check to Tiger Woods.


Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far) (2007)


In sports, the U.S. Open is not actually held because it's more efficient just to mail the check to Tiger Woods.

In sports, the U.S. Open is not actually held because it's more efficient just to mail the check to Tiger Woods.

In sports, the U.S. Open is not actually held because it's more efficient just to mail the check to Tiger Woods.

In sports, the U.S. Open is not actually held because it's more efficient just to mail the check to Tiger Woods.