Dave Barry Quote

The trouble is, you cannot grow just one zucchini. Minutes after you plant a single seed, hundreds of zucchini will barge out of the ground and sprawl around the garden, menacing the other vegetables. At night, you will be able to hear the ground quake as more and more zucchinis erupt.

All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist (ed. 2001) - ISBN: 9781579544355