You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is responsible for digging up depressing front-page stories.


Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up (ed. Ballantine Books, 2010) - ISBN: 9780307758699

Dave Barry Quotes

You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is...

You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is...

You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is...

You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is...