Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the newspaper headlines say 'EVENING IN PARIS BALL RAISES MONEY TO FIGHT GOUT' instead of 'RICH PEOPLE AMUSE THEMSELVES'.


Dave Barry's Greatest Hits (ed. Ballantine Books, 1989) - ISBN: 9780449904060


Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the...

Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the...

Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the...

Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the...