Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.


Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead (1985)

Dave Barry Quotes

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.