Dave Barry Quote

Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your child." MY child just wants to eat the toys.


Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism (ed. Crown Archetype, 2003) - ISBN: 9781400051212


Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say your child. MY child just wants...

Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say your child. MY child just wants...

Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say your child. MY child just wants...

Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say your child. MY child just wants...