Dave Barry Quote

Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to kill themselves. If your home contains a sharp, toxic object, your baby will locate it; if your home contains no such object, your baby will try to obtain one via mail order.

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex (ed. Rodale, 1984) - ISBN: 9780878575107

Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to ...

Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to ...

Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to ...

Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to ...