My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over a period of many years. This is why your parents started to get so stupid just at the time in your life when you were getting really smart.


Babies and Other Hazards of Sex (ed. Rodale, 1984) - ISBN: 9780878575107

Dave Barry Quotes

My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over a period...

My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over a period...

My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over a period...

My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over a period...