The instant the doors open, you want to push forward as hard as possible, in an effort to get onto the train without letting anybody off. This is very important. If anybody does get off, it is legal to tackle him and drag him back on.


Dave Barry's Greatest Hits (ed. Ballantine Books, 2010) - ISBN: 9780307758750

Dave Barry Quotes

The instant the doors open, you want to push forward as hard as possible, in an effort to get onto the train without letting anybody off. This is...

The instant the doors open, you want to push forward as hard as possible, in an effort to get onto the train without letting anybody off. This is...

The instant the doors open, you want to push forward as hard as possible, in an effort to get onto the train without letting anybody off. This is...

The instant the doors open, you want to push forward as hard as possible, in an effort to get onto the train without letting anybody off. This is...