Darynda Jones - Shirt Quotes

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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt

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It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT

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I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT

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There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

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Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

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I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.—T-SHIRT

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If life hands you lemons, keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

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SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT

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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

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