Darynda Jones - People Quotes

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I'm Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could've been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.

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She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.

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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.

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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

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You totally need to watch the news." "Can't." "Why?" "It's too depressing." "Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.

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After a long, labored sigh, I said, She was really happy when I got there. I'm pretty sure she was suicidal when I left. You do have that effect on people.

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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason. You're not? I asked, hope softening my voice. Oh, no, I'm more than capable. I just didn't realize you knew that.

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