Darynda Jones - Asked Quotes

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God I loved Sammy. I'd considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

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No. This has to do with drugs." My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. "You're on drugs?" She pressed her mouth together. "No. You are." "I'm on drugs?" I asked, stunned. I had no idea.

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I shifted in my chair as Dad waited for a response. He seemed determined, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possibly Milk Duds. Are you psychotic? I asked, realizing my plan to charm and bribe him if need be flew out the window the minute I opened my mouth.

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At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.

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Can I brush your hair? she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can't live with 'em. Can't eat 'em for lunch.

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Hey, boss. Where are you? she asked. I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers? Um, I don't know, maybe with horseradish.

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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.

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That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason. You're not? I asked, hope softening my voice. Oh, no, I'm more than capable. I just didn't realize you knew that.

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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names. I pointed to my right breast. This is Danger. Then my left. And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly. After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, You named your breasts? I turned my back to him with a shrug. I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much.

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