Darynda Jones Quote

I know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking. I get it, Swopes. He's not the kind of man you take home to meet your stepmom. I rethought that. Wait a minute. Maybe my stepmom would like to meet him. Do you think he ships to Istanbul?

First Grave on the Right (ed. Macmillan, 2011) - ISBN: 9781429993265