Daniel Handler Quote

The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is 'Never break into someone else's house." The moral of "Snow White" is "Never eat apples." The moral of World War One is "Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand". -Lemony Snicket

The Miserable Mill (2000)

The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is 'Never break into someone else's house. The moral of Snow White is Never eat apples. The moral of...

The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is 'Never break into someone else's house. The moral of Snow White is Never eat apples. The moral of...

The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is 'Never break into someone else's house. The moral of Snow White is Never eat apples. The moral of...

The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is 'Never break into someone else's house. The moral of Snow White is Never eat apples. The moral of...