Daniel Handler Quote

I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log.

The Miserable Mill (2000)

I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I...

I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I...

I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I...

I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I...