Daniel Handler Quote
Olaf: Of course I'm trying to trick you! That's the way of the world, Baudelaires. Everyone runs around with their secrets and their schemes, trying to outwit everyone else. Ishmael outwitted me, and put me in this cage. But I know how to outwit him and all his islander friends. If you let me out, I can be king of Olaf-Land, and you three can be my new henchfolk.
Klaus: We don't want to be your henchfolk, we just want to be safe. Olaf: Nowhere in the world is safe.
The End (2006)