Dane Cook Quote

I looked at him and I went [sternly] "Uh, God bless you." Yeah. I said it like that. I said it like, "God bless you." Which, you know, is God bless you, but it kinda sounded like "Cover your fucking mouth." [loud cheer from audience] Yeah. Incognito. I turned to the guy. I say-I say God bless you, by the way, when someone sneezes. I don't say bless you. I don't say that because... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that... I'm just a messenger for big guns up stairs, ya know what I'm saying? And I never go with gesundheit. I don't who even says that. If I say gesundheit, I'll feel like I'm honoring Hitler. Like I should go like, [Nazi salute] "GESUNGHEIT!" I end up on the History Channel because a guy sneezed.


Vicious Circle (2006)


I looked at him and I went [sternly] Uh, God bless you. Yeah. I said it like that. I said it like, God bless you. Which, you know, is God bless you,...

I looked at him and I went [sternly] Uh, God bless you. Yeah. I said it like that. I said it like, God bless you. Which, you know, is God bless you,...

I looked at him and I went [sternly] Uh, God bless you. Yeah. I said it like that. I said it like, God bless you. Which, you know, is God bless you,...

I looked at him and I went [sternly] Uh, God bless you. Yeah. I said it like that. I said it like, God bless you. Which, you know, is God bless you,...