Chuck Palahniuk - Life Quotes

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The worst part of writing fiction is the fear of wasting your life behind a keyboard. The idea that, dying, you'll realize you only lived on paper. Your only adventures were make-believe, and while the world fought and kissed, you sat in some dark room masturbating and making money.

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When you're thinking about the rest of your life, you're never really thinking more than a couple years down the road.

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What they don't teach you in art school is how your whole life is about discovering who you already were.

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First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.

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At That Moment, it seemed the whole world cared what happened to him. All those people were hugging him and petting his hair. Everybody asked if he was okay. It seemed that moment would last forever. That you had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.

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With every lecture, you're forced to look again at every choice you've made over the lesson-by-lesson chain of your entire life. And after all these years, you see how little you have to work with, how limited your life and education have been. How scant was your courage and curiosity. Not to mention your expectations.

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Nevertheless, if you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane. A child allows us to revisit the excitement we once felt about, well... everything. A generation later, our grandkids bump up our enthusiasm yet again. Reproducing is a kind of booster shot to keep us loving life.

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After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.

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That's why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can't control life, at least you can control your version.

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Just let yourself be broken and humiliated. Just your whole life, keep telling people, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry...

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Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you.

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Without just one nest
A bird can call the world home
Life is your career

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No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it all. There's that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should've been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That's how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice.

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Imagine how you'd feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn't stand.

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You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future.

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You see, life only turns out good or bad for only a little bit. And then it turns out some other way.

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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

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I spent my life attacking everything because I was too afraid to risk creating anything.

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The bigger the mistake looks, the better chance I'll have to break out and live a real life. Our real discoveries come from chaos. - Brandy Alexander

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Marla's philosophy of life, she told me, is that she can die at any moment. The tragedy of her life is that she doesn't.

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There's always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story.

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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.

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I was tired and crazy and rushed, and every time I boarded a plane, I wanted the plane to crash. I envied people dying of cancer. I hated my life. I was tired and bored with my job and my furniture, and I couldn't see any way to change things. Only end them.

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Sobriety is okay enough," Denny says, "but someday, I'd like to live a life based on doing good stuff instead of just not doing bad stuff. You know?

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You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.

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