But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.


Invisible Monsters (ed. Random House, 2011) - ISBN: 9781446484005

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say...

But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say...

But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say...

But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say...