Christopher Titus Quote

Every neighborhood on the planet has a house like this on the block. We've all driven past it. A bunch of people living there, too old to be kids, but never gonna be adults... You can tell that by the "AEROSMITH ROCKS" banner in the living room window... Four sociopathic pitbulls roaming the yard at all times... The brown one has one leg, just flops to the fence every couple of hours... You can tell when the family's doubled their net worth 'cause they parked a new gutted Chevelle in the driveway... The mailman's afraid to bring the mail, so he just gives it to the cops, 'cause hell, they're gonna be there anyway... And if you don't recognize this house in your neighborhood, you live in this house in your neighborhood.


Love is Evol (2009)

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Every neighborhood on the planet has a house like this on the block. We've all driven past it. A bunch of people living there, too old to be kids,...

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Every neighborhood on the planet has a house like this on the block. We've all driven past it. A bunch of people living there, too old to be kids,...

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Every neighborhood on the planet has a house like this on the block. We've all driven past it. A bunch of people living there, too old to be kids,...

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Every neighborhood on the planet has a house like this on the block. We've all driven past it. A bunch of people living there, too old to be kids,...