Christopher Titus Quote

[on his father's last wishes before dying] "I want to be cremated. Then I want to you to take the ashes, I want you to put them in a douche bottle, find a hooker, and run me through one more time." [groans and disgusted laughs] On my children, I did not write that. I am repeating it.


The Fifth-Annual End-of-the-World Tour (2007)

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[on his father's last wishes before dying] I want to be cremated. Then I want to you to take the ashes, I want you to put them in a douche bottle,...

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[on his father's last wishes before dying] I want to be cremated. Then I want to you to take the ashes, I want you to put them in a douche bottle,...

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[on his father's last wishes before dying] I want to be cremated. Then I want to you to take the ashes, I want you to put them in a douche bottle,...

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[on his father's last wishes before dying] I want to be cremated. Then I want to you to take the ashes, I want you to put them in a douche bottle,...