You want to be free and break new ground, speak your mind, fear no man, have the neighbours acknowledge that you're a good man; and at the same time you want to be a success, make money, join the country club, get the votes and kick the other man in the teeth and off the ladder.
I'm Dying Laughing: The Humourist (ed. Open Road Media, 2012) - ISBN: 9781453265239