I'm convinced no one actually likes clubs. It's a conspiracy. We've been told they're cool and fun; that only "saddoes" dislike them. And no one in our pathetic little pre-apocalyptic timebubble wants to be labelled "sad" - it's like being officially declared worthless by the state. So we muster a grin and go out on the town in our millions.


The Hell of it All (ed. 2009)

Charlie Brooker Quotes

I'm convinced no one actually likes clubs. It's a conspiracy. We've been told they're cool and fun; that only saddoes dislike them. And no one in our ...

I'm convinced no one actually likes clubs. It's a conspiracy. We've been told they're cool and fun; that only saddoes dislike them. And no one in our ...

I'm convinced no one actually likes clubs. It's a conspiracy. We've been told they're cool and fun; that only saddoes dislike them. And no one in our ...

I'm convinced no one actually likes clubs. It's a conspiracy. We've been told they're cool and fun; that only saddoes dislike them. And no one in our ...