As a boy, to his sister, after reading epitaphs in a churchyard:

Mary, where are all the naughty people buried?


As quoted in: Leonard Russell, English Wits (1940)


Mary, where are all the naughty people buried?

Mary, where are all the naughty people buried?

Mary, where are all the naughty people buried?

Mary, where are all the naughty people buried?