He'd be sharper than a serpent's tooth, if he wasn't as dull as ditch water.

Fanny Cleaver

Our Mutual Friend (1865) bk. 3, ch. 10


He'd be sharper than a serpent's tooth, if he wasn't as dull as ditch water.

He'd be sharper than a serpent's tooth, if he wasn't as dull as ditch water.

He'd be sharper than a serpent's tooth, if he wasn't as dull as ditch water.

He'd be sharper than a serpent's tooth, if he wasn't as dull as ditch water.