The only kind office performed for us by our friends of which we never complain is our funeral; and the only thing which we most want, happens to be the only thing we never purchase--our coffin.


Remarks on the Talents of Lord Byron and the Tendencies of Don Juan (ed. 1823)

Charles Caleb Colton Quotes

The only kind office performed for us by our friends of which we never complain is our funeral; and the only thing which we most want, happens to be...

The only kind office performed for us by our friends of which we never complain is our funeral; and the only thing which we most want, happens to be...

The only kind office performed for us by our friends of which we never complain is our funeral; and the only thing which we most want, happens to be...

The only kind office performed for us by our friends of which we never complain is our funeral; and the only thing which we most want, happens to be...