I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.


Hollywood (ed. Canongate Books, 2009) - ISBN: 9781847676283


I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.