If you're going to do it, do it very cautiously. If you're going to ride a bike, ride it the right way. Don't speed. Do it for enjoyment. If you're going to bungee jump, have two cords in case one snaps. I don't ride anything. I just talk trash. That's it.
Quoted in Mel Kiper, "Kiper: Q&A with Chad Johnson," ESPN.com (2000-02-20)