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Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.
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I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.
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Small wastebasket liners, $1.17... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29... garbage can liners, $3.98... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm going to throw away.
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Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked be kept last year?? Where's the monthly check summary? And who's been stuffing Visa receipts in the aluminum foil drawer??!! How embarrassing. I'm surrounded by idiots and I'm the only one in the office.
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This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they were eaten in the line of duty and will process them differently.
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There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape... High heels and shoulder pads!
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Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.
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I have too many wrinkles to have have this little money!!
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I understand the sensitivities of grown children with little ones of their own!! They'll turn away a mother full of advice, but they'll never say no to one holding a mop.
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So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.
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I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.
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I think equality should go even farther, Andrea. I want to be able to eat as much as men without getting fat.
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We both look very young! We'll always look young!! Aging: The lie that binds.
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In the '80s, I thought I'd be a success as a woman if I were the president of a billion dollar company, had a sensitive soul-mate husband, two bilingual children, buns of steels, and a compost heap. In the '90s, I pretty much feel I'm a success if I can get through the afternoon without eating a cheesecake.
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Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.
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After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.
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There are self-awareness groups, to help you discover who you really are... encounter groups, to help you deal with who you really are... assertiveness training groups to help you stand up for who you really are... Suddenly, the only way to become an individual is to join a group.
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Food... love... mother... career... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.
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Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors.
Edward Dahlberg
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Born:
September 5, 1950
(age 74)
Bio:
Cathy Lee Guisewite is an American cartoonist who created the comic strip Cathy, which had a 34-year run.
Known for:
The wedding of Cathy and Irving (2005)
My granddaughter has fleas!! (1989)
Cathy Twentieth Anniversary Collection (1996)
I am woman, hear me snore (1998)
I'd scream except I look so fabulous (1999)
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