A yardstick thus to himself did muse  
 As he walked along the street;  
 'I must buy a pair and a half of shoes  
 Because I have three feet.'
Idle Idyls (1900)
A yardstick thus to himself did muse  
 As he walked along the street;  
 'I must buy a pair and a half of shoes  
 Because I have three feet.'
Idle Idyls (1900)