A yardstick thus to himself did muse
As he walked along the street;
'I must buy a pair and a half of shoes
Because I have three feet.'


Idle Idyls (1900)


A yardstick thus to himself did muse As he walked along the street; 'I must buy a pair and a half of shoes Because I have three feet.'

A yardstick thus to himself did muse As he walked along the street; 'I must buy a pair and a half of shoes Because I have three feet.'

A yardstick thus to himself did muse As he walked along the street; 'I must buy a pair and a half of shoes Because I have three feet.'

A yardstick thus to himself did muse As he walked along the street; 'I must buy a pair and a half of shoes Because I have three feet.'