Candice Bergen Quotes

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If God were a woman, She would have installed one of those turkey thermometers in our belly buttons. When we were done, the thermometer pops up, the doctors reaches for the zipper conveniently located beneath our bikini lines and out comes a smiling, fully diapered baby.

Candice Bergen
Dreams are, by definition, cursed with short life spans.

Candice Bergen
I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack, and die a little.

Candice Bergen
One by one, our comrades depart, deprive us of their shade.

Candice Bergen
I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you had to be someone less to live with someone else when, of course, you have to be someone more.

Candice Bergen
It's like, 'You can have it all'. Well, you can't quite. It costs your child or your job or your husband. When they were writing the scripts for Murphy, I fought tooth and nail that she not look like someone whose child was second priority to her career.

Candice Bergen
Even when you think people are wrong, it is easy to tell when they are right. When they are right about something you are trying very hard to hide from others and yourself, you know they are right because you want to kill them.

Candice Bergen
Looks might enhance your sense of entitlement, but they do nothing to build your confidence in your ability to rule the realm.

Candice Bergen