Calvin Trillin - Garlic Quotes

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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

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Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

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