Bruce Lansky Quotes

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I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.

Bruce Lansky

We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

Bruce Lansky

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

Bruce Lansky

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Bruce Lansky

What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

Bruce Lansky

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

Bruce Lansky

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

Bruce Lansky

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'

Bruce Lansky