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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal.

Bruce Jay Friedman

Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies.

Bruce Jay Friedman

In the case of some women, orgasms take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the month of June, with sandwiches having to be brought in.

Bruce Jay Friedman

The best thing about liver is how virtuous it makes you feel after you've eaten some.

Bruce Jay Friedman

The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something and not out in the middle of a room where it's like a somber fellow making electronic judgments on you.

Bruce Jay Friedman

Bruce Jay Friedman

Bruce Jay Friedman

Born: April 26, 1930

Died: June 3, 2020 (aged 90)

Bio: Bruce Jay Friedman was an American novelist, screenwriter, playwright, and actor.

Known for:

A mother's kisses (1964)
Lucky Bruce: A Literary Memoir (2011)
Stern (1962)
About Harry Towns (1974)
The Peace Process: A Novella and Stories (2015)

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