Bruce Feirstein Quotes

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Today's Real Man is probably closest to Spencer Tracy or Gary Cooper in spirit; he realizes that while birds, flowers, poetry, and small children do not add to the quality of life in quite the same manner as a Super Bowl and six-pack of Budweiser, he's learned to appreciate them anyway.

Bruce Feirstein

Among Real Men, there has always been one simple rule: Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower.

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Real Men no longer drive Corvettes. Despite being able to squander gas with the best of them, even today's least enlightened Real Man finds the notion of a $17,000 plastic car with no trunk somewhat absurd.

Bruce Feirstein

Bruce Feirstein

Bruce Feirstein

Born: 1956 (age 66)

Bio: Bruce Feirstein is an American screenwriter and humorist, best known for his contributions to the James Bond series and his best-selling humor books, including Real Men Don't Eat Quiche and Nice Guys Sleep Alone. Real Men Don't Eat Quiche was on the New York Times best seller list for 53 weeks.

Known for:

GoldenEye (1995)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Red River (2009)

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