So, when people try to give you some book with a shiny round award on the cover, be kind and gracious, but tell them you don't read "fantasy," because you prefer stories that are real. Then come back here and continue your research on the cult of evil Librarians who secretly rule the world.


Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians (ed. Macmillan, 2016) - ISBN: 9781466865532


So, when people try to give you some book with a shiny round award on the cover, be kind and gracious, but tell them you don't read fantasy, because...

So, when people try to give you some book with a shiny round award on the cover, be kind and gracious, but tell them you don't read fantasy, because...

So, when people try to give you some book with a shiny round award on the cover, be kind and gracious, but tell them you don't read fantasy, because...

So, when people try to give you some book with a shiny round award on the cover, be kind and gracious, but tell them you don't read fantasy, because...