Brad Garrett Quote

As stated earlier, I am a pessimistic optimist, or what I like to call a "pissed-omist." This is a person who has lived long enough to know not to expect much from most people or life in general, but still allows him- or herself the hope that somewhere under all the horseshit there may possibly be a pony.

When the Balls Drop (2015) - Chapter 1, "I Was a Ten-Pound Preemie."