Boris Johnson Short Quotes

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The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative

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Tremendous, little short of superb. On cracking form.

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No-one obeys the speed limit except a motorised rickshaw.

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My policy on cake is still pro having it and pro eating it!

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Any seat would be mad not to take him. He's a terrific chap.

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To rinse the gutters of public life you need a gutter press.

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Look, I wouldn't trust Harriet Harman's political judgement.

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I can't remember what my line on drugs is. What's my line on drugs?

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I'm of the pie-eaters' liberation front. I'm fat and proud to be fat.

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I'm backing David Cameron's campaign out of pure, cynical self-interest.

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Life isn't like coursework, baby. It's one damn essay crisis after another.

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Old Man Howard, that Old Man Howard, he just keeps rolling, just keeps rolling.

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And that brings me to my final thank you which is of course to the people of London.

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It was a stellar performance. I may as well give up now and make way for an older man.

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I advise you all very strongly - go for a run, get some exercise, and have a beautiful day.

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I'm very attracted to it. I may be diverting from Tory party policy here, but I don't care.

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Not only did I want Bush to win, but we threw the entire weight of The Spectator behind him.

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Look the point is … er, what is the point? It is a tough job but somebody has got to do it.

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The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.

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The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.

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I forgot that to rely on a train, in Blair's Britain, is to engage in a crapshoot with the devil.

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Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power.

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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

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That is the best case for Bush; that, among other things, he liberated Iraq. It is good enough for me.

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Labour's appalling agenda, encouraging the teaching of homosexuality in schools, and all the rest of it.

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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix, and stay conscious.

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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

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The excitement is growing so much I think the Geiger counter of Olympo-mania is going to go zoink off the scale.

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I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.

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I will work flat out from now on to earn your trust and to dispel some of the myths that have been created about me.

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